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Lana Del Rey and Marina and The Diamonds Blog
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Anonymous said: I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

the fucking notes omfg

(Source: bawstista, via i-do-it-for-the-lesbians)

I just want to sleep 😩

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delidegilimvallabak:

Why does this shit always happen to us?
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